Weird but True Warning Labels from Our Weird but True World

Man, I really love this kind of things...

      1.    On a blanket from Taiwan -

      NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

       2.    On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -

      REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

       3.    On a Taiwanese shampoo -

      USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

       4.    On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -

      AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

       5.    On a New Zealand insect spray -

      THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

       6.    In a US guide to setting up a new computer -

      TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO

      WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.

      (The instruction was INSIDE the box.)

       7.    On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids

      LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE

      PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE

      INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

       8.    In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -

      OPEN OTHER END.

       9.    On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -

      WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

       10.    On a Sears hairdryer -

      DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

       11.    On a bag of Fritos -

      YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

       12.    On a bar of Dial soap -

      DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

       13.    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)             DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

       14.    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -

      PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

       15.    On a Korean kitchen knife -

      WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

       16.    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -

      FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

       17.    On a Japanese food processor -

      NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

       18.    On Sainsbury's peanuts -

      WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

       19.    On an American Airlines packet of nuts

      INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

       20.    On a Swedish chainsaw -

      DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

       21.    On a child's superman costume -

      WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

       22.    On some frozen dinners

      SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

       23.    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box

      FITS ONE HEAD.

       24.    On packaging for a Rowenta iron

      DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

       25.    On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine

      DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

       26.    On Nytol sleep aid

WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

Weird World even in printed lables.!

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